Episodes

43: Black Room Envy
Sept. 15, 2025

43: Black Room Envy

Strange French Brains! Congratulations Comb Jelly! Cosmic Lightning! Better Recycling? Troll Report! Gold poopers! String Jellyfish! Battle of the Oranges! Oobleck! Narrator shout out! Sane and Boring! Produced by Joe Fisher ...
42: Sausage and Pumpkin
Sept. 8, 2025

42: Sausage and Pumpkin

Vodka! Nuke Shrimp! "Salmon!" Father Justin! Long Lightning! Ancient endearments! Troll Update! Bug Attack! Tinnitus! Cern Follow-up! Welcome 2024 YR4! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango b...
41: Lots of Parrots
Aug. 18, 2025

41: Lots of Parrots

Anyone but Avi Loeb! Habitable zones! Invisible book questions! Nice move, Biaggio! Peternoten! More Presidential pets that you would ever ask for! A good way to check if you are dead! The Baby Clip: https://www.instagram.com...
40: Don't Drive Your Boat Into It
Aug. 11, 2025

40: Don't Drive Your Boat Into It

Ubre Blanka! Octopolis! Black Iceberg! Troll Hunt! ShipGoo001! Big Black Merger! Girl Power I guess? Big Kiwi Birds! Bitey Plants! Poetry Reading! Hot Tips! The Madness of the Opossum! Carnivorous plant links: https://www.cnp...
39: Chris
Aug. 4, 2025

39: Chris

Spoonerism! Everything is Anteaters! Shaky. Creeping fall doom. Water boatman facts part 2! Egyptian Scans! Advice! Victor Hugo! A poetry reading?! The earthquake footage you don't want to see: https://www.science.org/content...
38: XENA LVR
July 28, 2025

38: XENA LVR

Scandi Check In! China Moon! Subaru Solutions! Mama Rosa! Lizard Wedding! Norwegian traps! Scuba Bug! Tea Check in! Turkey Country! Opps, CERN Gold! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by A...
37: Arms and Legs Human Head and Tail of an Alligator
July 21, 2025

37: Arms and Legs Human Head and Tail of an Alligator

Guess who's back? Guess who's also back? Shake! "Chocolate Cake!" Pluto Facts! Cat TV follow up! Trolls! Bog Mommy! Where's Binbar?! Swahili Coconut! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by ...
36: Can I Trust That Guy? In my Brain?
July 14, 2025

36: Can I Trust That Guy? In my Brain?

Eye Cameras! Sun death! Welcome, Atlas! Sop: Origins! Furnishings! King Tut's Cure! Musical Mushrooms 2: Electric Boogaloo! Squid/Bug Hotline! Conflict seats! Bedroom fusion! Pizza Hut: Resurrection! Produced by Joe Fisher a...
35: Goth Hard
June 16, 2025

35: Goth Hard

Mormon Lady Guns! Copernicope! SIlva! Milk! Clewes! MADW! Teen girl literature! Willard Scott?!?! Fuzai! The first McDonald's Commercial: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:McDonald%27s_commercial_(1963).webm Fuzai in action:...
34: You're Gonna Eat Some Tea, Alright? Get Over It!
June 2, 2025

34: You're Gonna Eat Some Tea, Alright? Get Over It!

Evolution! Tea! Glass ceiling shattered with fake heads! New biome dropped! Willie! Dusty space! Huldufólk! Dashboard espresso! The Winner! (Italian voice) Fungi! Willie: https://youtu.be/jxjcpUjDhxM?si=QvTn6iPcXIlFPyFZ The e...
33: Something in its Little Plant Hands
May 26, 2025

33: Something in its Little Plant Hands

Veeeeeeeeegeeeeeeeer!!! The trees know! Liquid ewes! Euroconditioning! Venomous/poisonous discourse! F. Scott Fitz-ripoff, am I rite? Laramie! The bodees in the bogs! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own ...
Oops! All Listeners!
May 19, 2025

Oops! All Listeners!

Night Witches! Garbage Hill! Klipspringer! 30,000 Danish schoolchildren! A brief history of air conditioning! Gratitude! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finla...
31: The Jasmine Incident
May 12, 2025

31: The Jasmine Incident

Fangs In! Corgi Derby! More teeth! Less bones! Slow octopus! Greek! Not a fluffle! Kettle surge innit? Bloodybellycombjelly! The deepening mystery of Jasmine. The Corgi Derby: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx285vydymmo Bl...
30: We're Stopping for Sheep, We're Stopping for Spoons, We're Stopping for S'mores.
May 5, 2025

30: We're Stopping for Sheep, We're Stopping for Spoons, We're Stopping for S'mores.

Empress Charlotte Lives (kind of)! The Bone Collector! Turkey Corner! New Hedgehog! Roger's Bucks! Unfortunate Dutch Airport! Olo! Hidden zucchinis! New song of the summer! Ghost?: https://needtoknow.co.uk/2025/04/10/naked-wo...
29: Eyes are Apparently the Size of Soccer Balls
April 28, 2025

29: Eyes are Apparently the Size of Soccer Balls

Not Alien Life! Not colossal! Squid facts hotline! Crosswalk hack! Troll hunt! Meow literature! Blue Kentucky! Denver airport weirdness! Your words are wrong! Ice Saints! Wrigley Goose! Mesoamerican Ballers! Money! A salute t...
28: (Spooky Voice) Welcome to Denver!
April 21, 2025

28: (Spooky Voice) Welcome to Denver!

Printers! Printers! Printers! Beneath the berg! Non-hybernating Hybrids! Horse malevolence! Heavisaurus! Farming for Necropants! Frogs of glass! Petrichor! Cat: Origins. Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson The Petrich...
27: My Whole Life is Wait Now What About Frogs
April 14, 2025

27: My Whole Life is Wait Now What About Frogs

All of the beeeeeees! Nutty Space Miso! This Whiskey's on Fire! Lord Bear-ron! Questions for Finlay! Riddle 56! SQUIRRELS! Hubble Tension! The bee article: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/there-are-4-000-species-of...
26: A Bird Makes its Home on the Shoulder
April 7, 2025

26: A Bird Makes its Home on the Shoulder

Heinous crimes! Lightning Trees! Magic Jackets! Gross worm facts! Starfish farms! Happy birthday Four Seasons! Jon's Advice! Woolly maybe? It's Lee! Portals to hell! The return of the Ogress! "The Coyote Next Door": https://w...
25: Thirty to Forty Percent More Dionosaur
March 31, 2025

25: Thirty to Forty Percent More Dionosaur

Dinosaur bonks! Ominous Ultrasound! Mycelio-Bots! Radium Girls! Burial improvements! Wheel inventors! DABUS! Superdown! Rocket follow ups! Resistance is puerile! The expensive duck jacket: https://vollebak.com/en-ca/pages/eid...
24: I'm Proud to be a Terra Novan
March 24, 2025

24: I'm Proud to be a Terra Novan

Interjections! Moons! Hawaiian corrections! Terra Nova! Worts! Baihu! We're not AI. Horned Bladderwort: https://youtu.be/HQ69c5bRJAU?si=MLdr0El8970SYHd9 Villain Hitting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIEMA8MrOBc https://you...
23: Dying Mid-High-Five
March 17, 2025

23: Dying Mid-High-Five

Cheese slice weaponization! Woolly mouse! Dutch repairs! Cursive crusaders! The Roberts Rules Olympics! Huge spider just dropped! Humming high deserts! Binbar's knees! The Best of times the worst of lines. Produced by Joe Fis...
22: Chomperpeencher Peencherchompers
March 10, 2025

22: Chomperpeencher Peencherchompers

What are knees? AMOC is fine. No crab future. Dirty space. Ants ants ants ants. Mona Lisa found dead. Baby King. The fish doorbell! Cheese! Old man's head! The FOV. Jack the Ripper found dead. Ogress! Explosions in the Sky No...
21: I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDNT DO “BIIIIG LIVVVVVERRRR”
March 3, 2025

21: I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDNT DO “BIIIIG LIVVVVVERRRR”

Are we doomed yet? Quinoa for the future! Back to the office?!? Flamin Hot Auction! Entanglements! The Emperor of America! Missile Mail Day! Cheese tea field test! WOAH ORCAS! Square poops? Focus on your weird small thing! Pr...
20: Xoie's Mice
Feb. 24, 2025

20: Xoie's Mice

Whale talk! Rise and gnaw! Chinese space magic! That's a "no" on golf. The song of the summer! The great marathon of 1904! Seriously you have to see this mouse vid. Bat stuff! Matches, whencefore hast thou cometh? RIP Jane's ...