Episodes

June 2, 2025

34: You're Gonna Eat Some Tea, Alright? Get Over It!

Evolution! Tea! Glass ceiling shattered with fake heads! New biome dropped! Willie! Dusty space! Huldufólk! Dashboard espresso! The Winner! (Italian voice) Fungi! Willie: https://youtu.be/jxjcpUjDhxM?si=QvTn6iPcXIlFPyFZ The e...
May 26, 2025

33: Something in its Little Plant Hands

Veeeeeeeeegeeeeeeeer!!! The trees know! Liquid ewes! Euroconditioning! Venomous/poisonous discourse! F. Scott Fitz-ripoff, am I rite? Laramie! The bodees in the bogs! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own ...
May 19, 2025

Oops! All Listeners!

Night Witches! Garbage Hill! Klipspringer! 30,000 Danish schoolchildren! A brief history of air conditioning! Gratitude! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finla...
May 12, 2025

31: The Jasmine Incident

Fangs In! Corgi Derby! More teeth! Less bones! Slow octopus! Greek! Not a fluffle! Kettle surge innit? Bloodybellycombjelly! The deepening mystery of Jasmine. The Corgi Derby: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx285vydymmo Bl...
May 5, 2025

30: We're Stopping for Sheep, We're Stopping for Spoons, We're Stopping for S'mores.

Empress Charlotte Lives (kind of)! The Bone Collector! Turkey Corner! New Hedgehog! Roger's Bucks! Unfortunate Dutch Airport! Olo! Hidden zucchinis! New song of the summer! Ghost?: https://needtoknow.co.uk/2025/04/10/naked-wo...
April 28, 2025

29: Eyes are Apparently the Size of Soccer Balls

Not Alien Life! Not colossal! Squid facts hotline! Crosswalk hack! Troll hunt! Meow literature! Blue Kentucky! Denver airport weirdness! Your words are wrong! Ice Saints! Wrigley Goose! Mesoamerican Ballers! Money! A salute t...
April 21, 2025

28: (Spooky Voice) Welcome to Denver!

Printers! Printers! Printers! Beneath the berg! Non-hybernating Hybrids! Horse malevolence! Heavisaurus! Farming for Necropants! Frogs of glass! Petrichor! Cat: Origins. Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson The Petrich...
April 14, 2025

27: My Whole Life is Wait Now What About Frogs

All of the beeeeeees! Nutty Space Miso! This Whiskey's on Fire! Lord Bear-ron! Questions for Finlay! Riddle 56! SQUIRRELS! Hubble Tension! The bee article: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/there-are-4-000-species-of...
April 7, 2025

26: A Bird Makes its Home on the Shoulder

Heinous crimes! Lightning Trees! Magic Jackets! Gross worm facts! Starfish farms! Happy birthday Four Seasons! Jon's Advice! Woolly maybe? It's Lee! Portals to hell! The return of the Ogress! "The Coyote Next Door": https://w...
March 31, 2025

25: Thirty to Forty Percent More Dionosaur

Dinosaur bonks! Ominous Ultrasound! Mycelio-Bots! Radium Girls! Burial improvements! Wheel inventors! DABUS! Superdown! Rocket follow ups! Resistance is puerile! The expensive duck jacket: https://vollebak.com/en-ca/pages/eid...
March 24, 2025

24: I'm Proud to be a Terra Novan

Interjections! Moons! Hawaiian corrections! Terra Nova! Worts! Baihu! We're not AI. Horned Bladderwort: https://youtu.be/HQ69c5bRJAU?si=MLdr0El8970SYHd9 Villain Hitting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIEMA8MrOBc https://you...
March 17, 2025

23: Dying Mid-High-Five

Cheese slice weaponization! Woolly mouse! Dutch repairs! Cursive crusaders! The Roberts Rules Olympics! Huge spider just dropped! Humming high deserts! Binbar's knees! The Best of times the worst of lines. Produced by Joe Fis...
March 10, 2025

22: Chomperpeencher Peencherchompers

What are knees? AMOC is fine. No crab future. Dirty space. Ants ants ants ants. Mona Lisa found dead. Baby King. The fish doorbell! Cheese! Old man's head! The FOV. Jack the Ripper found dead. Ogress! Explosions in the Sky No...
March 3, 2025

21: I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDNT DO “BIIIIG LIVVVVVERRRR”

Are we doomed yet? Quinoa for the future! Back to the office?!? Flamin Hot Auction! Entanglements! The Emperor of America! Missile Mail Day! Cheese tea field test! WOAH ORCAS! Square poops? Focus on your weird small thing! Pr...
Feb. 24, 2025

20: Xoie's Mice

Whale talk! Rise and gnaw! Chinese space magic! That's a "no" on golf. The song of the summer! The great marathon of 1904! Seriously you have to see this mouse vid. Bat stuff! Matches, whencefore hast thou cometh? RIP Jane's ...
Feb. 17, 2025

19: Mow Drunkenly for the Bees!

METEOR (not really) ?! Cheese Tea Update! Road Rats! Canadian rats or the lack thereof! Havalinas! The clams are protecting you! Cake wars! Joe's Mona Lisa problem? Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Ki...
Feb. 10, 2025

18: The Goo is Not Enough

New Tea! Io problems! Spider dreams! Electric Lollipops! Trappist 1 Jams! Haydn's two skulls! Invisible stripes! Babu! We said NO to the lunchmeat thing, y'all! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind o...
Feb. 3, 2025

17: Australians to the Rescue.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Australians! Links! Soup Suckers! https://www.generalmills.com/news/press-releases/soup-you-can-suck-on-introducing-progresso-soup-drops-the-ultimate-cold-and-flu-season-comfort Molte...
Dec. 30, 2024

16: Hide Your Skyr

Mythic Icelandic Ruffians! Syrup Heist! Where are bears? Turkey talk! Get in this grave for your mental health! Hot pennies! BookTok! The origins of spicy! Murdered hornets! The first present? A hockey stick to the face! Prod...
Dec. 23, 2024

15: Finlay's New Favorite Word

Your voicemails?!?!? Fan hands shrimp! The amazing Ken Allen! Yarn conventions and cruises! Beautiful tigers! Salmon cannon! Finlay learns her favorite word! Smallest bird! Chicken the dog! Donkey Mahjong! Lucy Glo! Baby rex!...
Dec. 16, 2024

14: A Solar System of Disappointment

Tiny suns! Weird Wycombe! Zipf's law! Frozen Bats! Exploding bats! Frozen Kidneys! The joys of ornamental Shrimp! Chicken paper! Peru (the bird)! Raccoons! The crested Guineafowl! A Swdish in process solar System! Salmon (the...
Dec. 9, 2024

13: Finlay's Photon Dance

Long lake names! Physics jokes! Clackers! Literal blood shot eyes! Stoffel! Jellyfish galaxies! Photons! Fake bears! Dystopian Redbox! The universal ouch! The epic tale of the Turkey! Zoom Suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! Produced by Joe ...
Dec. 2, 2024

12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Humming frog fish! Gold Bugs! Adventure cats! Floriography! Feline station agents! Non-canonical Golems! Dinosaur trees! Wolfenoot! Hedgehog proteins! Thistles! Space jellyfish! Dumb art! Nose flute?!?! Doomsday fish! Baby, t...
Nov. 25, 2024

11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke

Space bats! Dirty Dahl! Mystery Mollusc! Dog Days! The new Thelma and Louise! Solar system check-in! Unicorns! Lava gophers! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Visit u...