Episodes

71: Dead Until the 7th
May 4, 2026

71: Dead Until the 7th

Oops! All Kids! Popedrop! Smoking on the Whitehouse roof. Jesus Christ Frog. Your name in land. Believe? What are words? Tales of Typography. Clowncat. Thumbs up: An Investigation. What to do while making monsters. Poperave: ...
70: 19th Century Equivalent of Texting
April 27, 2026

70: 19th Century Equivalent of Texting

Movie Bracket! Shakespeare nerds, this is your episode! Cuthulhu real. D'Artagnan: dead. Frogs: mini. Sky: synthed. Horseblood! Poetry corner! Chirps! Van Buren?!?! Warm spots in a cold universe. Film Bracket: https://lithub....
69: An Awkward Thanksgiving at Spidertown.
April 20, 2026

69: An Awkward Thanksgiving at Spidertown.

Zeus Loose! Wild Spanish Horses! Wings: Good. The Lonely Lystrosaurus. I, Naturalist. Advice corner with Finlay. Bird mob! Mistletoe: Maligned. Lemon/Lemun. Sabotage! More tests! Risograph! Zeus on the Loose: https://youtu.be...
68: Craving Outside Water
April 13, 2026

68: Craving Outside Water

Inge Lehmann forever. Spaceward tungstan shotgun! Worst Salt Lake? Poisonous confidence! We celebrate the horse girls. Breathing bees! The deepening mystery of the prototaxites. The sperm whale miracle! Negative ions: the rea...
67: Text Amber a Goat
April 6, 2026

67: Text Amber a Goat

Simulation? He thrusts his fists and makes less posts and still insists this video roasts. Subscription fatigue. Green space, less crime. Palm trees defeated? Mid-tier cetaceans. I'r a bird, it's a plane, it's Steve. House Hi...
66: 100% Safe to Drink
March 30, 2026

66: 100% Safe to Drink

Meteors! Lightning! Moon! Kitten! Poop! Purple! Dolphins! Descartes! Turkeys! Tinnitus! Newfoundland! Typos! Meteors embiggening: https://gizmodo.com/astronomers-say-recent-rash-of-meteor-sightings-warrants-serious-investigat...
65: Rich, Cut This.
March 23, 2026

65: Rich, Cut This.

Sorry about Joe's Crappy Mic. It's not Rich's fault. Coffee: Same. Moon: Mysterious. Kids: Fine. Phone: poems. Muppets: Good. Mummen: Shantz. Americans: Canadians. Moon: Safe. Horse: named. Cheese: riotous. Seizures: bad. Mol...
64: Happy Visdeurbelling
March 9, 2026

64: Happy Visdeurbelling

Vera! Maya! Chickpeas! Danish doorbell! Trolls! Sad mice! Mad bear! Deep ocean! Uncle Bob! Big syringes! Universe 25: https://www.the-scientist.com/universe-25-experiment-69941 Librarians: https://lithub.com/8-badass-libraria...
63: Deep Sea Yeti Crab Club Med Situation
March 2, 2026

63: Deep Sea Yeti Crab Club Med Situation

Achoo! Cueiform O'Clock! Tortoise: Back. New weird guy. Executioner clown frog?! Four eyed opossums! Polar bears: leaving. Dog: not wolf. Where is the art? New Weird Guy: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/nyregion/mickey-bar...
62: Temporegulatory Doom Loop
Feb. 23, 2026

62: Temporegulatory Doom Loop

Unsung Typing Heroes! Toothy Rock! Troll Report! GigaMoon! Bennu Update! Gay Sheep! Nerd Win! Octopus followup! Lord Robare wants to help! Grandpa Pie! Writer's wives: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/typing-for-love-or-m...
61: Norwegian Cheaters
Feb. 16, 2026

61: Norwegian Cheaters

Dark Matter Center?! Moonrace! Problematic Norwegian! More Problematic Norwegians! Problematic Norwegian Words! Tiny non-norwegian robots! Blanket Octopuses?! The Rise of the Sea Walnut! Dark Matter Center of the Galaxy: http...
60: Tree Big. Squirrel Frozen.
Feb. 16, 2026

60: Tree Big. Squirrel Frozen.

Norwegian tragedy! Unfortunate Positive AI News! Tubes! Snakes in Wrong Places! Deep Mines! Dwarves and Zombies! Frogs! The David of Buffalo! Big Dog! Tree Big! Squirrel Frozen! 20204 YR4 Update! Big Dog Video: https://youtub...
59: Deputized Junior Scientists
Feb. 9, 2026

59: Deputized Junior Scientists

These mushrooms are smurfed. Spurious Correlations! Advice! Drunkoons! Yo Ho a Cybertruck! IMAP Update! Afrikaans Tongue Twister Reveal! Poetry Corner! Veronika! Smurf Inducing Fungus: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260...
58: Not Horse Eating Size
Feb. 2, 2026

58: Not Horse Eating Size

STORMWATCH! Balloons? Pomelo season is upon us! IMAP! Adventures in ADHD! Ogres! Dire Wolves! Happy horse accidents! Dire wolf skull wall: https://imgs.search.brave.com/axkZJkz81-1mYEovchjUAc6tCEJk7jhqfI73hxDhUmg/rs:fit:860:0...
57: Finlay Plays the Whole Song Because She Knows What's Best for You.
Dec. 24, 2025

57: Finlay Plays the Whole Song Because She Knows What's Best for You.

NYPL Year in Review! https://lithub.com/these-are-the-books-new-yorkers-checked-out-of-the-library-the-most-this-year/ Public domain preview! https://web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicdomainday/2026/ Great news from Brazil: https:/...
56: Richard Dreyfus' Backyard in Close Encounters
Dec. 22, 2025

56: Richard Dreyfus' Backyard in Close Encounters

Formula 1 Part 3! Fire sooner? 3D Windpipe! Penguin legs? There is no Dana, only Zuul. ADHD-Off! The truth about Puffins. Broke bridge? The Williams F1 Babypod: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40481095.amp Early Fire: https...
55: And I've Met Rocks
Dec. 15, 2025

55: And I've Met Rocks

Formula 1 saves lives! Plague Volcano! Tooth? In my eye? The Story of Felicia. Laser Loon! Balloon Duel! Pencil loss! Lodge Dogs! Chessmen! Let's help our South African correspondent! The Amazing Lewis Chessmen: https://en.wi...
54: Where are the Skulls?
Dec. 8, 2025

54: Where are the Skulls?

When cats? Where skulls? Carbon peak? Fermi who? Spider Fake? Leshy! Troll report! Spurious raccoons! Jimothy's animals! What's going on in Atherstone? The rise of the Amperbut! Rocket update from Binbar! Space moss! Dominic ...
53: Pukor vs Pukee
Dec. 1, 2025

53: Pukor vs Pukee

Boring espionage! Good Luck Escapade! Dog skulls! Wolf tools? How to Formula One! Blue sun! Cardboard-confined rammed earth! Talking pigs! 24 hour Dutch prayers! Blue dogs! Printing words! Cuthbert! Regurgitalite! Coober Pedd...
52: 报复性熬夜
Nov. 29, 2025

52: 报复性熬夜

Nucleo-fungi! Raccoons: The Shortening! Troll update! Vaccines! Reading Rainbow 2.0! CATTLE OBTAINED IN A DETESTABLE MANNER! Go spiders! Lucy's civic engagement epic! House moving! More DMX news? Revenge bedtime procrastinati...
51: All of your Electrifying
Nov. 17, 2025

51: All of your Electrifying

Free sun! Truck Desk! Wee food! Beef pics! Mars attacks! Rizzo is mean! StarCrete! Button Quails! Dickenson bars! IMAP is cold! Witch test! Web big! Big Web: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/worlds-largest-spider-we...
50: Finlay is Grounded
Nov. 3, 2025

50: Finlay is Grounded

Follow ups! Scottish Lords? CSI: IBU! Beowulf (real)! Hollow virus! Tautology! HERE HAVE THIS! The 300 Club! Language Time Travel! Uncle Bob We Love You! Scottish Trips! Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Revisited...
49: Oops! All Beowulfs!
Oct. 27, 2025

49: Oops! All Beowulfs!

Happy Beowulf Day! Troll Update! Tab solutions! Troll Capitol! Witch Dance! It looks like a hiiiippooooooooooo! South African Mummy Punt! Lord Robair O'Stressed Out! More Tinnitus! Loraine Devereaux has entered the building. ...
48: Did You Hear About Sven?
Oct. 20, 2025

48: Did You Hear About Sven?

Huge yogurt news! New words kind of! Balloon fiesta! Old camera! Audiobook questions! Axe Lake! Stupid Oysters! Dominicapalooza! Spooky lake month! Chai! Pizza when? Zippers when? Cases how? Taco Run! Albuquerque Box: https:/...