Episodes
Dec. 16, 2024
14: A Solar System of Disappointment
Tiny suns! Weird Wycombe! Zipf's law! Frozen Bats! Exploding bats! Frozen Kidneys! The joys of ornamental Shrimp! Chicken paper! Peru (the bird)! Raccoons! The crested Guineafowl! A Swdish in process solar System! Salmon (the...
Dec. 9, 2024
13: Finlay's Photon Dance
Long lake names! Physics jokes! Clackers! Literal blood shot eyes! Stoffel! Jellyfish galaxies! Photons! Fake bears! Dystopian Redbox! The universal ouch! The epic tale of the Turkey! Zoom Suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! Produced by Joe ...
Dec. 2, 2024
12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Humming frog fish! Gold Bugs! Adventure cats! Floriography! Feline station agents! Non-canonical Golems! Dinosaur trees! Wolfenoot! Hedgehog proteins! Thistles! Space jellyfish! Dumb art! Nose flute?!?! Doomsday fish! Baby, t...
Nov. 25, 2024
11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke
Space bats! Dirty Dahl! Mystery Mollusc! Dog Days! The new Thelma and Louise! Solar system check-in! Unicorns! Lava gophers! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Visit u...
Nov. 18, 2024
10: Nearly Perfect to Vomitious Filth
Coin thyself! Ding dong fish! Apple rankings! Bee balls! Blind bikers! Cotton-corn sweat! Yule Cat! Hugh Grant's final form! Solar Hampsters! La Guardia! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango...
Nov. 11, 2024
9: Nords!!
Moss balls! Bosnian pyramids! Corn sweat solutions! Frozen dead guys (again)! The Spotify Vandal! Flea toads! Echolocation U! Apples! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodar...
Nov. 4, 2024
8: Inside You There are Two Finches
Vampires! Homicidal Baby Birds! Seductive Shrikes! Bone Eaters! Tree Frogs! What's Under Petra?! Decorative Hermits! Chill Moon! Sleeping Finches! Bacteria Bonanza! Infuriating Cars! Dramatic Readings! Produced by Joe Fisher ...
Oct. 28, 2024
7: You Dropped a Pond on Me, Baby.
New penguin postmaster! Emo war! Dark oxygen! Silklab! Cryonics checkup! The Transylvanian! New/Old Tasmanian Tiger! Fish rain?! D&D LMFT! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra W...
Oct. 21, 2024
6: Invisible Greek Centenarians
Fat Bear Winner! Bat Library! STEVE! New Worm Lizard! Things that are now Bullsh*t! Sequoia Cathedral! Mushroom Space House! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Visit u...
Oct. 14, 2024
5: Huge Dick Louvre
Fat Bears! Gamma Ray Lightning! Space Violins! Hippocampes Modernes! Stump the Gaffer! Ramblin' Rayne Beau! Negative Time! Fruit Fly Brains! Finlay can't stop grossing us out!! Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard...
Oct. 7, 2024
4: Meteor Nuke Jazz Hands.
Tree goats of yore! Putter-togetherers! Meteor Nukes! Corn sweat! Easter cannons! Come with us, if you will, to the Zanclean Flood... Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard. Visit us online at http://www.hwatweekly....
Sept. 30, 2024
3: Temporary Moons, Temporary Veins.
New moon! New veins (Old veins?)! New Butter! New It Girl! Sleepless in Sweden. Behold, Porphyrion!! DO NOT GOOGLE THE TOE!! Music: My Own Kind of Tango - Alexandra Woodard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
Sept. 23, 2024
2: Necromancer/Necropantser
Big geese. Small Hippos. The regrettable ennui of the Hyperloop. Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard.
Sept. 16, 2024
Hwat?! Weekly!! Episode 1!
In our inaugural episode Joe updates Finlay, his workaholic girlfriend, on all the interesting things that happened last week. Plastic eating bacteria! Golden earthquakes! Bald Ibises! Swiss Chocolate! Hallmark Christmas movi...
Sept. 16, 2024
Trailer: Hwat?! Weekly!
Do you have a partner that works too much? Well, Joe certainly does, which is why he decided to make "Hwat?! Weekly!", a weekly recap show where Joe updates his workaholic girlfriend, Finlay on anything interesting that happe...