Episodes

Oct. 14, 2024

5: Huge Dick Louvre

Fat Bears! Gamma Ray Lightning! Space Violins! Hippocampes Modernes! Stump the Gaffer! Ramblin' Rayne Beau! Negative Time! Fruit Fly Brains! Finlay can't stop grossing us out!! Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard...
Oct. 7, 2024

4: Meteor Nuke Jazz Hands.

Tree goats of yore! Putter-togetherers! Meteor Nukes! Corn sweat! Easter cannons! Come with us, if you will, to the Zanclean Flood... Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard. Visit us online at http://www.hwatweekly....
Sept. 30, 2024

3: Temporary Moons, Temporary Veins.

New moon! New veins (Old veins?)! New Butter! New It Girl! Sleepless in Sweden. Behold, Porphyrion!! DO NOT GOOGLE THE TOE!! Music: My Own Kind of Tango - Alexandra Woodard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
Sept. 23, 2024

2: Necromancer/Necropantser

Big geese. Small Hippos. The regrettable ennui of the Hyperloop. Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard.
Sept. 16, 2024

Hwat?! Weekly!! Episode 1!

In our inaugural episode Joe updates Finlay, his workaholic girlfriend, on all the interesting things that happened last week. Plastic eating bacteria! Golden earthquakes! Bald Ibises! Swiss Chocolate! Hallmark Christmas movi...
Sept. 16, 2024

Trailer: Hwat?! Weekly!

Do you have a partner that works too much? Well, Joe certainly does, which is why he decided to make "Hwat?! Weekly!", a weekly recap show where Joe updates his workaholic girlfriend, Finlay on anything interesting that happe...