Episodes

19: Mow Drunkenly for the Bees!
Feb. 17, 2025

19: Mow Drunkenly for the Bees!

METEOR (not really) ?! Cheese Tea Update! Road Rats! Canadian rats or the lack thereof! Havalinas! The clams are protecting you! Cake wars! Joe's Mona Lisa problem? Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Ki...
18: The Goo is Not Enough
Feb. 10, 2025

18: The Goo is Not Enough

New Tea! Io problems! Spider dreams! Electric Lollipops! Trappist 1 Jams! Haydn's two skulls! Invisible stripes! Babu! We said NO to the lunchmeat thing, y'all! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind o...
18: The Goo is Not Enough
Feb. 10, 2025

18: The Goo is Not Enough

New Tea! Io problems! Spider dreams! Electric Lollipops! Trappist 1 Jams! Haydn's two skulls! Invisible stripes! Babu! We said NO to the lunchmeat thing, y'all! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind o...
17: Australians to the Rescue.
Feb. 3, 2025

17: Australians to the Rescue.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Australians! Links! Soup Suckers! https://www.generalmills.com/news/press-releases/soup-you-can-suck-on-introducing-progresso-soup-drops-the-ultimate-cold-and-flu-season-comfort Molte...
17: Australians to the Rescue.
Feb. 3, 2025

17: Australians to the Rescue.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Australians! Links! Soup Suckers! https://www.generalmills.com/news/press-releases/soup-you-can-suck-on-introducing-progresso-soup-drops-the-ultimate-cold-and-flu-season-comfort Molte...
16: Hide Your Skyr
Dec. 30, 2024

16: Hide Your Skyr

Mythic Icelandic Ruffians! Syrup Heist! Where are bears? Turkey talk! Get in this grave for your mental health! Hot pennies! BookTok! The origins of spicy! Murdered hornets! The first present? A hockey stick to the face! Prod...
16: Hide Your Skyr
Dec. 30, 2024

16: Hide Your Skyr

Mythic Icelandic Ruffians! Syrup Heist! Where are bears? Turkey talk! Get in this grave for your mental health! Hot pennies! BookTok! The origins of spicy! Murdered hornets! The first present? A hockey stick to the face! Prod...
15: Finlay's New Favorite Word
Dec. 23, 2024

15: Finlay's New Favorite Word

Your voicemails?!?!? Fan hands shrimp! The amazing Ken Allen! Yarn conventions and cruises! Beautiful tigers! Salmon cannon! Finlay learns her favorite word! Smallest bird! Chicken the dog! Donkey Mahjong! Lucy Glo! Baby rex!...
15: Finlay's New Favorite Word
Dec. 23, 2024

15: Finlay's New Favorite Word

Your voicemails?!?!? Fan hands shrimp! The amazing Ken Allen! Yarn conventions and cruises! Beautiful tigers! Salmon cannon! Finlay learns her favorite word! Smallest bird! Chicken the dog! Donkey Mahjong! Lucy Glo! Baby rex!...
14: A Solar System of Disappointment
Dec. 16, 2024

14: A Solar System of Disappointment

Tiny suns! Weird Wycombe! Zipf's law! Frozen Bats! Exploding bats! Frozen Kidneys! The joys of ornamental Shrimp! Chicken paper! Peru (the bird)! Raccoons! The crested Guineafowl! A Swdish in process solar System! Salmon (the...
14: A Solar System of Disappointment
Dec. 16, 2024

14: A Solar System of Disappointment

Tiny suns! Weird Wycombe! Zipf's law! Frozen Bats! Exploding bats! Frozen Kidneys! The joys of ornamental Shrimp! Chicken paper! Peru (the bird)! Raccoons! The crested Guineafowl! A Swdish in process solar System! Salmon (the...
13: Finlay's Photon Dance
Dec. 9, 2024

13: Finlay's Photon Dance

Long lake names! Physics jokes! Clackers! Literal blood shot eyes! Stoffel! Jellyfish galaxies! Photons! Fake bears! Dystopian Redbox! The universal ouch! The epic tale of the Turkey! Zoom Suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! Produced by Joe ...
13: Finlay's Photon Dance
Dec. 9, 2024

13: Finlay's Photon Dance

Long lake names! Physics jokes! Clackers! Literal blood shot eyes! Stoffel! Jellyfish galaxies! Photons! Fake bears! Dystopian Redbox! The universal ouch! The epic tale of the Turkey! Zoom Suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! Produced by Joe ...
12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Dec. 2, 2024

12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Humming frog fish! Gold Bugs! Adventure cats! Floriography! Feline station agents! Non-canonical Golems! Dinosaur trees! Wolfenoot! Hedgehog proteins! Thistles! Space jellyfish! Dumb art! Nose flute?!?! Doomsday fish! Baby, t...
12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Dec. 2, 2024

12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Humming frog fish! Gold Bugs! Adventure cats! Floriography! Feline station agents! Non-canonical Golems! Dinosaur trees! Wolfenoot! Hedgehog proteins! Thistles! Space jellyfish! Dumb art! Nose flute?!?! Doomsday fish! Baby, t...
11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke
Nov. 25, 2024

11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke

Space bats! Dirty Dahl! Mystery Mollusc! Dog Days! The new Thelma and Louise! Solar system check-in! Unicorns! Lava gophers! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Visit u...
11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke
Nov. 25, 2024

11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke

Space bats! Dirty Dahl! Mystery Mollusc! Dog Days! The new Thelma and Louise! Solar system check-in! Unicorns! Lava gophers! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Visit u...
10: Nearly Perfect to Vomitious Filth
Nov. 18, 2024

10: Nearly Perfect to Vomitious Filth

Coin thyself! Ding dong fish! Apple rankings! Bee balls! Blind bikers! Cotton-corn sweat! Yule Cat! Hugh Grant's final form! Solar Hampsters! La Guardia! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango...
10: Nearly Perfect to Vomitious Filth
Nov. 18, 2024

10: Nearly Perfect to Vomitious Filth

Coin thyself! Ding dong fish! Apple rankings! Bee balls! Blind bikers! Cotton-corn sweat! Yule Cat! Hugh Grant's final form! Solar Hampsters! La Guardia! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango...
9: Nords!!
Nov. 11, 2024

9: Nords!!

Moss balls! Bosnian pyramids! Corn sweat solutions! Frozen dead guys (again)! The Spotify Vandal! Flea toads! Echolocation U! Apples! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodar...
9: Nords!!
Nov. 11, 2024

9: Nords!!

Moss balls! Bosnian pyramids! Corn sweat solutions! Frozen dead guys (again)! The Spotify Vandal! Flea toads! Echolocation U! Apples! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodar...
8: Inside You There are Two Finches
Nov. 4, 2024

8: Inside You There are Two Finches

Vampires! Homicidal Baby Birds! Seductive Shrikes! Bone Eaters! Tree Frogs! What's Under Petra?! Decorative Hermits! Chill Moon! Sleeping Finches! Bacteria Bonanza! Infuriating Cars! Dramatic Readings! Produced by Joe Fisher ...
8: Inside You There are Two Finches
Nov. 4, 2024

8: Inside You There are Two Finches

Vampires! Homicidal Baby Birds! Seductive Shrikes! Bone Eaters! Tree Frogs! What's Under Petra?! Decorative Hermits! Chill Moon! Sleeping Finches! Bacteria Bonanza! Infuriating Cars! Dramatic Readings! Produced by Joe Fisher ...
7: You Dropped a Pond on Me, Baby.
Oct. 28, 2024

7: You Dropped a Pond on Me, Baby.

New penguin postmaster! Emo war! Dark oxygen! Silklab! Cryonics checkup! The Transylvanian! New/Old Tasmanian Tiger! Fish rain?! D&D LMFT! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra W...